Slightly Cursed Locket
Price: $94.00
Whispers occasionally. Does not require a Horcrux-removal specialist, probably. Sold as-is, no refunds, no exceptions, no arguing with it.
Invisibility Cloak, family heirloom
Price: $799.00
Passed down for generations, works perfectly, still haven't found where I left my other socks though. Genuine, not a knockoff.